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so long, farewell

2008-11-04T20:13:00.004+08:00

Smineech will be taking a break!
for good? we don't know. can't assume yet.

Keep your fingers crossed, ha.

toodles.

FOTM (OCT) CLOSED

2008-10-31T12:30:00.005+08:00

Alrighdy. It's the THIRTY FIRST OCTOBER. Y'know what that means?
FAN OF THE MONTH (OCT) NOMINATION IS CLOSED!! :O

Okok I know the terms & conditions stated 1 Nov, but ohweeeell. Terms are subject to change. Oh, you didn't know? Too bad. DIDN'T ANYBODY READ THE RULES?! Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. And you call yourself a smineech fan, TSK.

Anyway, we have received an under-whelming reply from you fans regarding this contest, I suppose you guys were afraid or something? That you wouldn't be worthy of getting this prestigious title? Aww, I know I'm the best, but I'm still very angry that only 2000000000 people entered the contest.

Well, those who have failed to participate this time round because of whatsoever lousy reasons, have no fear because there is still the FOTM (NOV), unless I decide to cancel it which solely depends on my mood and your response.

Whatever, thank you to those who gave Smineech your support.
No thanks to those who didn't (GO AND !#$%^&*@).

I'm kidding, Smineech luvs every single one of you very very much.

:B
Have a wonderful November.

p/s. IF YOU DIDN'T READ THE RULES, results will be out in Nov so please be patient and do not expect the Smineech & co. to go through all the 2000000000 nominations in one day.

grr

2008-10-24T16:43:00.002+08:00

Heeellooooo fans,
I'm bored.

FOTM OCTOBER NOMINATIONS CLOSE NEXT WEEK
QUICKKKKKKKKKKKK
NOMINATE YOURSELVES/A FRIEND NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Joke of the day! :D

2008-10-20T18:46:00.002+08:00

Can't stand it, it's too funny already!

It's the JC lightbulb joke!
(THE FOLLOWING LIGHTBULB JOKE IS PURELY A JOKE. NO INTENDED SACARSM OR HIDDEN AGEDNA.)

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they’re able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm?*raises eye-brows* )

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let’s do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

WARNING!

2008-10-19T20:05:00.003+08:00

(Very) Recently, I have noticed fake and anonymous tags from fake and anonymous people, one to the extent of impersonating the Administrator of this blog.
This is your first warning(!).
If you fail to abide by the law, your ip address will be banned.

Thank you.
Smineech

Matters regarding FOTM

2008-10-13T17:41:00.004+08:00

Hello all.

Okay. There's something I need to resolve.

Please (i am not begging you, get a life if you think i am), I know you guys think you are terribly unworthy of becoming Fan Of The Month, but come on! It's ok to try, everyone's allowed to participate, whether you suck or not that does not really matter. I think. Well winning isn't everything, for you at least. Ha. But anyway! PLEASE PARTICIPATE ENTHUSIASTICALLY! ~~or else I will make it compulsory~~

I understand that FOTM is self-nomination only (for now). That's why, I, the Smineech, has come up with a fantastic idea. It's called buddy nomination! :D That's right you can now nominate your friends to be FOTM if you think they are capable of being one. Ah, of course, I know I am the best but you are not allowed to nominate me because that would be stupid/dumb/retarded/all of the above.

Thank you for your kind co-operation with TOSFC.
We love you, but remember,
YOU LOVE SMINEECH MORE! :)

Cheers!

Q&A sessions with Smineech

2008-10-12T20:26:00.005+08:00

Got a question for Smineech? Never got a chance to ask her personally? Well, have no fear! As the title suggests, we are opening QUESTION AND ANSWER sessions with the mighty SMINEECH!

As long as the questions are relevant and do not involve the Smineech's personal life, all will be taken into consideration to be featured in this special section.

xoxo
administrator

2008-10-12T20:23:00.002+08:00

Happy 10th post.
Sorry for lack of posts.
There's really nth to say/type/write/(fill in the blank, whatever).
Buhbye.

FOTM (Oct)

2008-10-03T17:23:00.006+08:00

Fan Of The Month (October) Nominations start today!
the ultimate pride and joy of any Smineech fan.

Terms And Conditions

I. Eligibility

Only The Official Smineech Fan Club (TOSFC) International members may participate for the Fan Of The Month (October) title.
FOTM Nominees must also fit the following criteria:

He/She must think that the Smineech is indeed all the adjectives used in the "About" section at the right column of the TOSFC Website.
He/She must have contributed in one way or another to the well-being of this fan club.
He/She should have (preferably) done at least one hour of Community Involvement at the Smineech's Society for the Less Awesome People (SLAP) in the month of October.

II. General

Administrator(s) of The Official Smineech Fan Club (TOSFC) International has the sole and absolute discretion to exclude any fan from taking part in the Fan Of The Month (October) contest without any obligation to furnish any notice and/or reason.
By participating in this contest, each nominee fully and unconditionally agrees to these Terms and Conditions and accepts that the decision of TOSFC International regarding the contest and all matters related to it, including the interpretation of these Terms and Conditions.
TOSFC International reserves the right to vary the Terms and Conditions herein at any time at their absolute discretion without notice.

III. Miscellaneous

The prize is dependent on stock availability. It must be taken if provided and is neither transferable nor exchangeable.
Nominees must include a write-up of no more than 30 words on why they should be Fan Of The Month (October).
Nominations must be submitted along with required material by Nov 1, 2008. Late entries will not be accepted.
The results of the FOTM (October) contest will be announced in November through TOSFC Website.
Judges' decision is final and no queries will be entertained unless proven necessary.
All FOTM (Oct 08-Mar 09) winners will be automatically be eligible for the Fan Of The Six-Months (FOT6M) contest.

All Nominees who fail to abide by the above listed terms and conditions will be disqualified from the contest immediately.

More details/Submissions here.

Thank you!

Free at last!

2008-10-03T16:06:00.003+08:00

Hello fans
I'm free, free like a bird now
Dee dum
That means more stuff comin at ya from now on
Isn't that just totallay awesome
Omg
hah
I love this post exam yellows feeling (get it, pre exam blues yadayada)
Haha I'm so funny
okay
So uhh I'll think of something to entertain you with soon
Goodbye for now my fans

Smineech

Please and thank you

2008-09-26T21:35:00.004+08:00

HELLO,
I am here again despite my extremely busy schedule of mainly studying, eating, sleeping, and studying, to resolve certain issues which have raised concerns regarding my fanclub, fansite and fanbase.

Issue #1: The Warning: Adult Content Message
HAHAHAHA, I did that. Blogger's not threatening to close me down or anything, please calm yourselves down thank you.

Issue #2: You miss me too much, and I am on hiatus
Which explains why I am here.

Issue #3: I have too few fans
This, apparently, depends on you, my fan. If you do not do your part to spread the message about Smineech around, I will not hesitate to disturb you until you do something about your unloyalty! I realised my initial plan of getting fans by drawing hideous, disgusting, humiliating, weird and disturbing comic strips (& at the same time show off my marvellous unique drawing skills) of those who refuse to get me more fans, has proved unsuccessful thus I have thought of a new plan. This new plan consists of the most amazing practical jokes and tricks I have learnt myself. Do not be alarmed, this is not a threat. :D/*friendly grin*.

That will be all for now. Happy studying everyone!

(tiny update)

2008-09-19T16:51:00.004+08:00

Hello fans!

Aww, I know you guys missed me to death while I was away this while! My exams aren't officially over yet though. But you do want me to do well, right? :D
Anyway I just decided to drop by and update y'all on what I've been up to. You must be like, screaming and jumping up and down now la. However, I regret to inform you that I cannot reveal my whereabouts! No high hopes please.
Yep so I just completed both my language papers (: The other subject papers vary from dates between 26/9 and 3/10.

Common sense-ically, I'll only be back on 3rd October.

'til then, see you!
Smineech

Thnks fr th xms

2008-09-12T20:17:00.006+08:00

Hello peanuts.
Well I'll be having exams, which start next Thursday (omg, so fast, right!).
& Obviously, even smart people need to study right? ;)

Therefore, this blog would probably be on hiatus til further notice. It's ok, just continue thinking of me. You know, absence makes the heart grow fonder-er. So like when the exams are over and all then I'll update, if I even remember this blog exists. :B

Your mother so stupid, there was a peephole on her glass door!

Thank you once again for being so lovely and loyal.
You're welcome.
Bye!

Smineech

GOOD STUFF

2008-09-07T18:06:00.003+08:00

Here is today's Joke Of The Day!

Why do Indians have big eyes and Chinese have small eyes?
Because Indians have big "I" and Chinese have small "i".

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know, leave your "omgoodness you are sooooo funny!!" comments to yourself I'm too humble for that thank you! :)

Smineech

Important!

2008-09-07T17:45:00.005+08:00

NOTICE

Due to unforseen circumstances, The Official Smineech Fan Club friendster group has been DELETED!
(because it is stupid as nobody except four people joined it and the Smineech is extremely upset. but no worries, she will not draw humiliating, weird and disturbing comic strips of you. yet.)

Anyway, it's the TWO DAY ANNIVERSARY of TOSFC, and we are throwing a celebration!
Everyone who joins from now til the end of this week (exactly one week from now, 14Sept 23:59), will receive a very special WELCOME GIFT! Isn't that just LOVELY?
:D

Thank you, that will be all.
Keep visiting for more updates v soon.

Adminstrator

Updates

2008-09-06T00:53:00.003+08:00

Hello there my lovely fans who are, unfortunately, not as lovely as me.
Updates on what the Smineech will be up to this weekend:
1. Baking cookies
2. Mugging
3. Going to church
4. Eating
5. Sleeping every now and then.

Anyway, expect some great things here at The Official Smineech Fan Club Website soon. There will be exclusive interviews, music and movie recommendations and more. Prepare to be amazed.

Smineech needs her beauty rest now.

Stay funkay,
Love me.

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Problem: Apparently the computer is far too distracting, I can't put myself to sleep.
Solution: I shall kill it with a stiletto heel
ohnooo

Behold

2008-09-05T22:21:00.002+08:00

The opening of THE OFFICIAL SMINEECH FAN CLUB!
On this day, 5th September 2008

Thank you very very much.
:)